@redsnaille @extranapkins that ones me

@extranapkins you on the left  http://crystals1986.deviantart.com/art/Asexual-Pride-drawing-w-me-and-my-Friends-362384794 …

@me_irl thats not proper procedure at all. what kind of warlock do you think i am

@tyrsalvia @devops_borat i saw how many followers it had and groaned

I just discovered a horrible world of Borat parody accounts run by IT guys @sysadm_borat @cloud_borat @mcseborat @dns_borat @zfs_borat

Mom asked me why my computer plays a clip of Austin Powers saying "Yeah Baby" every 30 seconds. It's called a fucking retweet notification

@rigamarock when I see a troll I clap twice to activate two fans pointed at my face to cool me down before I get sweaty

I have Trapt - Headstrong tied to a keyboard shortcut so I can play it the second I see trolls pop up in my mentions

@leyawn @satellitehigh @boring_as_heck i personally think ihlleuhumatni is really cool, the joker from batman is epic, and poetry pwns ass

I made a tumblr to collect all the embarrassing meltdowns people are having about Yahoo buying Tumblr  http://yahoobuyoutmeltdowns.tumblr.com/ 

@mattytalks *grandpa twirls back in* actually, atheism does not meet the criteria for a theory, at least in the scientific sense, as it is i

@mattytalks  http://i.imgur.com/R10bEKd.gif 

@mattytalks all my tweets are serious. there are no jokes here

@mattytalks the worst are the banal out of context phrases masquerading as deep that inexplicably get 50 retweets  http://puu.sh/2WVuc.png 

Sorry for filling your feed with #illhueminati but I remember they exist like once a month and I just laugh and laugh

@santinodela @dogboner  http://tindeck.com/listen/rznv 

Trying not to throw up RT @santinodela this is something i wrote a long time ago about #illhueminati pic.twitter.com/tRj53P27JM

DamnItsTrue Inspirational TeenQuotes
but in all lowercase letters
and a solid color avatar
instead of stewie griffin
#illhueminati

14-year-old's leg falls asleep
while contorting body
to write awful poem
on converse shoe
#illhueminati