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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If being gay was a choice, don't you think more people would choose it? They're in better shape, they dress better, they have lots of sex...
Your life's like Gossip Girl, only everyone is old and poor.
So, it's official: I'm definitely allergic to most seafood. A gay man allergic to fish... how ironic.
I'd rather just get fucked than to have to stay and cuddle with someone.
No matter how shitty your 2012 was, you're still not the guy who got the Romney logo tattooed on his face.
I really loathe cyclists on the roadway. One person inconveniencing dozens/hundreds of drivers. We have bike trails. Please use them.
Sometimes I wake up at 6 AM and feel like clubbing. I need to move to Europe.
Sometimes, as a white person, you just have to laugh at white people as a whole.
Foe of moderation, champion of excess. Freelance writer. Penchant for Britney. Pacifist. Jew fetish. Baptized in my vices and the bar is my church.