RT @jesus_m_christ: #dumbthingspeoplesay "God hates gays."

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually a ghost or if I've been sleeping since I was 3. I wouldn't have written life this way.

Do the right thing for civil rights, children's rights, woman's rights and equal rights today. #ObamaIA #obama2012

With Romney as our president our country continues to adhere to archaic conventionalism. We are in an age where that can't be afforded.

Hello Mr. Obama. Welcome to my town. If you want we can go to La Juanita later. I'm voting for you! #ObamaIA #obama2012

The best political news anchor was Tim Russert-Potato until he was sadly microwaved.

Debates on which Christian sect is better makes me want to jump off an overpass onto a crowded freeway full of speeding vehicles

My dog Lola ran away sometime last night. If you see her let me know. You can RT this too if you want to help out.

Everyone talking badly about 1 person over something that happened forever ago is exactly why Sioux City fucking sucks. Get a life

Please excuse my dear aunt Sally.

Joey Gladstone

Because this problem's gonna last more than just the weekend.

I'm going to guess that tonight there will be some arrests on the WESSST side.

I also just gave homeless man a ride. He was with me while I drove 100 mph.

Children are all that is left of purity in this world and today the filth of this disgusting human race ruined that. I am heartbroken

I think the Offspring is underrated as a band.

"Don't leave me here. I'm a little boy. I'm like a small child. I'm a small child who can drink. That's even worse." - @phantommailbox

Also, I am not making a jab at being straight edge. Lots of people I care about are edge. But being dismissive of other people helps no one

If you're straight edge and say you don't tolerate ignorance, learn the definition of ignorant and apply it to yourself.

What do most guys want more? A big dick or a big t.v.?