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Will Smith is the best human ever.
In other news, North Korea are doing what they want again. They're just like an emo step-daughter who wants attention.
Sorry but even the most Pretty Green covered, paisley scarf donning, ardent Oasis fan can't genuinely have thought Liam Gallagher sang well.
#ReplaceABieberSongWithArm. Proof that pre-pubescent girls are about as funny as a burning orphanage.
Genuinely heard a customer mumble "Now where on earth would I be without muffins in my life, eh?", smile to himself and pick up some muffins
#UnderratedPeopleFromTheBible Jesus's step-Dad Joseph. Complete unsung hero. His batshit mental wife gets pregnant by 'God', but he's cool.
Keane are set to get their FIFTH UK No.1 album!? Who the fuck is buying a Keane album? Seriously? Own up.
To the people at V who have glow sticks for the Arctic Monkeys and are probably there to "see dat dancefloor tune" FUCK YOU.
#WorstChatUpLines I put the STD into Stud, all I need is the U...?
"Works at Full Time Mummy <3". So..... you're on the dole?
As for the cunts with like 5000 followers who tweet stuff like "aw I want a cute text idek", please, for the love of God, fuck the fuck off.
Don't feel sorry for Murray, he'll be going home and getting mind blowing sympathy sex of his smoking hot woman.
People can slag their later stuff off all they want, but Kings Of Leon's first three albums are absolute class.
20 year old Literature student in Kent. Bowie enthusiast, Queens Park Rangers fan and @Audiotreehouse bro.