“@mozi_n: Rep. Joe Walsh Defends Not Paying $117,000 Child Support: ‘This Is Where Real America Is’ http://t.co/8wGeffUj via @thinkprogress”

“@peterflom: #DebateQuestions Gov Romney, you say you "love the sacrifices people make for America". Why don't you make any?”

“@tusk81: Obama is so anti-Israel, that Israel's top newspaper has endorsed him.  http://www.haaretz.com/opinion/obama-is-good-for-israel-1.473888 … #p2 #tcot #caring”

“@esd2000: House GOP Blocking Abortion Access for Raped Soldiers http://t.co/WPeul6EZ via @motherjones” #legitimaterape

“@peterflom: Stock market UP. Unemployment DOWN. Bin Laden DEAD. Detroit ALIVE. oh and seat TAKEN. #Obama2012”

“@marmel: “@markagee: TRUE STORY: A friend got called by a Romney canvasser in the Phillipines. Mitt outsourced his own campaign.” RT”

@chrisrockoz: Polls getting so bad for #Romney this morning I saw a guy scraping a Romney bumper sticker off his car. It was Paul #Ryan.

“@karoli: RIP to the 10 Libyans who died trying to help our embassy personnel. Thanks @maddow for remembering them

“@jamespmorrison: Obama calling Romney a "bullshitter" is possibly the most honest thing I've heard a politician say in, well, ever.”

“@borowitzreport: Unfortunately for Romney, the upcoming debates play to two of his weaknesses, talking and thinking.”

“@jazgar: Wow, just..WOW! Rand Paul(R) single-handedly blocks Jobs bill 4 VETERANS http://t.co/IGhYkXoG #tcot #VETS #usmc #navy #army #usaf”

@lolgop: Remember when Planned Parenthood bundled shitty mortgages, sold them to suckers & crashed the global economy? http://t.co/kHTHRjkU

“@peterflom: Obama is a better candidate than Romney, he's also a better man and a better Christian and a better human being.”

“@mozi_n: Rep. Joe Walsh Defends Not Paying $117,000 Child Support: ‘This Is Where Real America Is’ http://t.co/8wGeffUj via @thinkprogress”

“@borowitzreport: As a general rule, it's a bad idea to talk about austerity if you just had a horse in the Olympics.”

“@borowitzreport: The people who demanded to see #Obama's birth certificate don't seem interested in seeing #Romney's tax returns.”

"@mindbiowingfact: McDonald's fired 154 employees in 2010, for giving leftover food to homeless people."

“@juliasegal: They're always saying stuff is "God's plan" until a #hurricane looks like it'll ruin their #GOP convention.”

“@karoli: Ayn #Rand would have died in the gutter if it weren't for #Medicare and #Social Security. Consider that well, acolytes.”

“@jesuswife: Take away all of Mitt's gaffes, lies, and secrets, and all he has left is a dog and pony show. #seamus #rafalca”