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Yes, dude with the lifted truck, you have a small dick. I get it.
Might as well face it you're addicted to cake.
Sex is the best exercise. Gyms can suck it.
And you guys say women are confusing.
I need a back rub and a butt rub.
The anxiety is strong in this one...
I am not ashamed of who I am. I am fucking gorgeous and have a beautiful heart. More than some douchelord anonymous asshole on twitter.
Moving forward. Tired of a broken heart. No more. No more trust. Just fun. It's gonna take a lot for me to ever trust again.
Stay beautiful, ladies, inside and out! ❤️😍😘
Forever is a lie. It doesn't exist and the sooner people accept it, the better they are.
I don't purposely try to be funny. I tweet what comes to mind. I cuss, a lot. I am snarky.
Rain about to hit. My body feels it. And my mood has been feeling it.
MOM : Made Of Money
He's been gone less than 9 hours and I am already sexually frustrated.
If you don't get up and hand clap and stomp during Hollaback Girl, I can't even with you.
People who constantly blame others for problems in their lives need to re-evaluate their lives.
I just said "Yes, dear". It's official. Honeymoon is over.
When a problem comes along, you must Whippet. #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy #GoPackGo
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