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Sex is the best exercise. Gyms can suck it.
Might as well face it you're addicted to cake.
And you guys say women are confusing.
I need a back rub and a butt rub.
The anxiety is strong in this one...
I am not ashamed of who I am. I am fucking gorgeous and have a beautiful heart. More than some douchelord anonymous asshole on twitter.
Moving forward. Tired of a broken heart. No more. No more trust. Just fun. It's gonna take a lot for me to ever trust again.
Stay beautiful, ladies, inside and out! ❤️😍😘
Forever is a lie. It doesn't exist and the sooner people accept it, the better they are.
MOM : Made Of Money
I don't purposely try to be funny. I tweet what comes to mind. I cuss, a lot. I am snarky.
If you don't get up and hand clap and stomp during Hollaback Girl, I can't even with you.
I just said "Yes, dear". It's official. Honeymoon is over.
Rolling my eyes so hard you can hear it.
People who constantly blame others for problems in their lives need to re-evaluate their lives.
Rain about to hit. My body feels it. And my mood has been feeling it.
He's been gone less than 9 hours and I am already sexually frustrated.
Here's a dollar for the douche jar #GITFS
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