scale your database using this one weird old tip

"if java really had effective garbage collection, all programs would delete themselves on write" -- @stevestreza cc @ryanobjc

Hey I just met you /
and this is crazy /
my name's Paul Ryan /
the poor are lazy

BIG NEWS! Drawn to Scale announces our initial funding from @rtpvc @iaventures and @defrag. http://t.co/V7efAucg

"Abstinence-Only Sex Education is the equivalent of Just-Hold-It Potty Training."

This is my key-value store. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

CAUTION: do not give acoustic guitars to people with feelings.

The mere fact that you keep calling it "San Fran" makes me think you're not ready.

Real Horsewives of Dothraki

HUGE NEWS! @drawntoscalehq partners with MapR to bring the first real-time database for Hadoop! Here's why: http://t.co/bWqeIBgE

Snoop Dogg AMA on Reddit is pure gold.  http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/14cb0c/im_snoop_lion_ask_me_anything/ …

If God didn't intervene in the holocaust, he's not going to intervene in your football game. #fb

@doctorow Can we kickstarter to buy The Well?

Retribution Driven Development

Gary wants to fit your bra. http://t.co/MJeNMPRp

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of JVMs cried out in terror and were suddenly spinlocked.

The problem with a B2C company is you have to compete with
1. Facebook
2. Twitter
3. Jerking off
... good luck

FIXED LINK: Drawn to Scale Announces Limited Availability of Spire. Tech and customer details!  http://drawntoscale.com/news/drawn-to-scale-announces-limited-availability-of-spire/ …

SQL is now pronounced "squeal".

Beware the dangerously untechnical VC, for they will say "can't you just...?" and then you're fucked.