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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    If you can't fuck 'em, retweet 'em!!!

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    I've made up a new word:

    SLUNT (n.)- a combination of a slut and a cunt. Namely a mega-bitch that fucks and/or blows anything with a pulse

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    My highest rated tweet has 7 stars. Fuck you guys!! I tweet some funny shit.

    Unrelated: Now giving out free blowjobs with swallowing option

    • 54
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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    Always be yourself.

    Unless you're annoying, then be someone else, anyone else.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    No one hates me more than I hate myself. Nice try. But I win.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    I firmly believe that the Muppets Swedish Chef deserves his own show on Food Network. I'd watch the fuck outta that shit!!!

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    Your silence speaks volumes.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    Your dick isn't nearly as big and wonderful as you think it is.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    My lack of emotion and insatiable sex drive are what make me the perfect girlfriend.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    Every guy has a cock, but not all of you have charm, intelligence, charisma, manners, or conversation skills.

    Use those to get in my pants

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    After Jesus tricked the Romans into thinking he had died, he and his posse celebrated by eating chocolate bunnies, jelly beans, and Peeps!!!

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    If you're gonna fuck your BF in the cab of his pickup truck, make sure it's his dick you're riding, NOT the stick shift.

    Awkwaaard!!!

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    I don't want Prince Charming. I just want a guy that will gently wipe my face off after he's cum all over it.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    You can lie to everyone...... but yourself.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    Oh, I see! It's okay when you stick YOUR finger up MY ass but when I try to do it to YOU, it's not o-fucking-kay. Stupid boys!!

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    Men: Be kind to your girl when shes giving you head and remember-there's a mouthful of teeth surronding your dick.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    How funny my tweets are directly correlate to how good my drugs are.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    I'd rather be crazy than be you.

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    Oh, sure. Blow me off when I'm horny, but expect me to come running when you are. Think I'm gonna be on my period the next 2 weeks! Asshole!

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  • LustfulTears
      Lady Jane @LustfulTears

    Yes, I might be just a knitter, but those knitting needles are just pointy enough for me to stab you in the eye if you piss me off.

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@LustfulTears

@LustfulTears

Don't try to break my heart, I don't have one. I enjoy Percocet, razor blades, and sushi. I have a Zombie obsession. Fuck You.