Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Be careful not to slip in the snail trail I'm leaving in my wake.
Having sex for over an hour during which my G-spot is stimulated the whole time is just as good as a 5 minute quickie with a clit orgasm.
My new BF has once again proven that it's all of you quiet, nerdy boys that will rock a girls world and make our legs shake. Well played.
Don't be an asshole to the cashiers at Walmart you assholes. We are people too.
Shaved my dogs ass tonight. What did YOU do?? I bet nothing as fun as shaving your dogs ass!! Huh, am I right?!?!? Right???.....fuck
Maybe if we passed a bill insuring one blow job a day for Congress/Senate, they would get shit done right and on time instead if fucking us!
Don't try to break my heart, I don't have one. I enjoy Percocet, razor blades, and sushi. I have a Zombie obsession. Fuck You.