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Don't be an asshole to the cashiers at Walmart you assholes. We are people too.
Shaved my dogs ass tonight. What did YOU do?? I bet nothing as fun as shaving your dogs ass!! Huh, am I right?!?!? Right???.....fuck
Maybe if we passed a bill insuring one blow job a day for Congress/Senate, they would get shit done right and on time instead if fucking us!
My phone won't let me add the word "fuck" to it's database of words.
My phone is an asshole.
Starting to think my tweets are invisible.
My tweets are where the vulgar side of me comes to play cause I can't say this shit in real life.
NO DUTCH OVENS!!!!!!
If a guy farts in front of me or ON me before the 3rd date, that shit is a deal breaker. Even after the 3rd date, never ON me. Yuck.
Don't try to break my heart, I don't have one. I enjoy Percocet, razor blades, and sushi. I have a Zombie obsession. Fuck You.