RT: @angryshopman: Today's best Facebook status. pic.twitter.com/A6gbVQfU

RT: @salihughes: I desperately want this family to adopt me. (ta to @chelseagirl2 for the link) http://t.co/9BKA2j7M <-- Funny as hell

MT: @sevitz: Daily Mail shows their stats. They do know how to generate traffic for sure.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/stats  <-- Fuck that's depressing.

@sevitz : surely that would come under “Woking”

@rockandrolltart : To be fair, sometimes "I love you" means fuck off

RT: @rachaelphillips: Did you know this about cat milk? http://t.co/Uz74m3Ub <-- FFS.

@sevitz : You look like some 70's pimp / undercover cop / member of the Village People.

Christ on a shiny metal bicycle - how the twisted shitforsaken fuck is it bastard December already?

How in the name of Satan's twisted cock is it October already?

Oh hai Children In Need day. Didn't see you there. Now fuck off, you fancy-dressed tosspots. And take your blind bear too.

@sevitz : Holy fucking jesus. And *shudder* at the whole carpet in the shitter thing.

@nosweetnothings @fiserablemucker : probably a good job you don’t have to type Scunthorpe then

@rockandrolltart : Fuck off

@rockandrolltart : Story of my life

@fiserablemucker : No, but now the comedians will have Lost Profits on that

@rockandrolltart : so should you. :-P

@yplac : fuckknuckle BMW driver, plonked all over dropped kerb and private driveway. pic.twitter.com/rSxX67uK

Seen on Twitter,but can't remember who. Aussie way of making boyracers aware of speeding. Expect to be shocked.  http://constablechaos.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/wanna-buy-a-scooby/ … Awesome

Fuck, I hate it when I agree with @rickygervais: A tragedy..
pic.twitter.com/6SCz11P1
Disgusting.

@rockandrolltart : You're calling it your cupboard these days? Is that the one that Mother Hubbard couldn't find a bone in?