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Christ on a shiny metal bicycle - how the twisted shitforsaken fuck is it bastard December already?
How in the name of Satan's twisted cock is it October already?
Oh hai Children In Need day. Didn't see you there. Now fuck off, you fancy-dressed tosspots. And take your blind bear too.
Seen on Twitter,but can't remember who. Aussie way of making boyracers aware of speeding. Expect to be shocked. http://constablechaos.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/wanna-buy-a-scooby/ … Awesome
An INCREDIBLY TERRIFYING man ( http://tinyurl.com/ykmvlfc )