@_marynicholl RT @ratchetcentral: You Obviously Lack Originality http://t.co/aaCFBzWX

i'm the best so you can't do better 😌

I want the dino dick.. @drunkbarney

“@ilikegirlsdaily: 9 people died last year in vacuum related anal sex acts. Make sure that shit isn't plugged in.” @papichuckii be careful

fuck em

The scariest thing is when you wake up and your arm is asleep and you think you broke it.

Some people will just go after anyone. What happened to standards?

I still love the song Sure Thing.

@nitaa_bee @briana_mccurdy @__mollz @youlovetyra Good luck, bring home a win!

And to the girls hoop squad good luck ladies! @__mollz @briana_mccurdy @nitaa_bee @youlovetyra 👐🏀

#honestyhour I'm so quiet and shy when you first meet me. But when you get to know me I'm the complete opposite. And I like it like that.

Good game, way to put up a fight! @nitaa_bee @briana_mccurdy @boats_and_hoes7

“@freddyamazin: I don't do pinky promises, I do middle finger promises. So if you screw me over, you're fucked, and that's a legit promise.”

“@uh_barbie: I always see guys letting go a good girl who's been there for a temporary.. You'll regret it when a man takes her.”

“@toiyeuban_xoxo: boy quit playin, you ain't love me from the start. and I gave you all my trust but you just tore it all apart.”

they don’t really make them like me no more.

I've realized that relationships aren't for me. At least for awhile, until I find what I deserve.

we can go another round, if that's what you want

can't deal with that.

taco bell is so much better when you're high