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Birds really know how to Tweet. I saw a really fat sparrow.I named him, Alec Baldwin
Best VD gift I ever got was diamonds and a weekend getaway.Best gift I gave was an all girl orgy.
I used to luv the Vietnamese Sex Swing. I'm too old for that now. The Orthopedic Walker looks like fun tho
Just ate a halfa sleeve of Ritz crackers in my bed. Wore my cat's apres-du-neutering cone thingy so I wouldnt get crumbs all over
Seriously tho. He was my favorite husband so far. NO ONE can party like the Irish! BAR NUN
Most annoying neighbors play rap or porn music. This idiot is listening to Lil freakin Rascals 1920s crap. FREAK!!
If ur orgy consists of 30+ , Ben's Deli caters
Baseball would be so much more fun to watch if the players could wear kilts
#MetsRejectedMascots Tickle Me Fred
#RejectedOlympicEvent 4 x 400 Low Hanging Pants Hurdle Relay Race
wow.Didn't know that Mariano Rivera's walk-up song is "Enter Sandman".My fav Metallica song. Cool
Earlier,I tweeted my disdain for the hideous Team USA's opening ceremony unis.Well,guess what?>>>Made In China!!
I'm not getting married again. But, I'm prepared to live in sin
#Mets80sPopBands Twisted Seaver
Boy, staying up this late, reminds me of
~good morning to ya~
yes! A dp that worked!
BREAKING! ICHIRO TO THE YANKEES. SNOOKI TO THE METS!
Mets,Giants,Knicks Fan. I am Steve Somers WFAN Official Stalker.I have a sense of hoomah!