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So the fact I don't want to watch a bunch of grown men in tights jump on each other to grab an egg ball makes me more gay than you how?
Cheap butthole bleaching: just me with a Crest™ Whitestrip on my tongue $5
Fuck me to death
It should be illegal to hear Michael Jackson anywhere and not dance
cut through the bone
I love twitter moar than i'll ever love another human being
she can handle her whiskey
My three favorite bath toys are cigarettes, booze, & women
You had me at 'I want you to choke me out while you fuck me'
I like my women the way I like my wintry weather: heavy & wet
we are a generation of test subjects
Niggas be hatin on my mad customer service skillz
Whoa, chinese speaking black dude, I think you're lost
She cums in colors
R.I.P. TINA TURNER
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SHADOW YOU CAST IN THE DARKNESS OF MY MIND
I think I'm the only person I know whose turn ons include nuclear war
Can we still be friends after you're done sitting on my face?
go footballbowl team! i hope you score many touchgoals against the other football group, which i utterly disdain