@jonny_swags apparently, you can:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYxCrugJj_o&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

@jonny_swags man. I can't wait until one of your shitty jokes apply to me! (^_^)

@jonny_wags "Warranty void if broken" DAMMIT.

Twitters. The only place you could truly be friends with people you have never met.

@marksiddens @xcori Hipsters celebrate in March, because by October its too mainstream

@jonny_wags I'm more of a Torr person myself.

@jonny_wags don't you tell me what to do!

@jonny_wags they should sell a 5 hour energy, but for tantric sex and arm tattoos. They'd call it @maddogscorp poetry.

@jonny_wags great. Now I have dong facts in my browser history.

@jonny_wags real nerds are socialist. *insert some dumb ass reference to World of Warcraft* *shaves neck beard*

@jonny_swags in this case, plasmids are code words for blood bourne diseases.

@jonny_swags I, too, like to live dangerously.

@jonny_swags rule 34 of the internet, man. Rule 34

@jonny_swags I just got into Red Faction. Its pretty awesome to drive things through walls. Also, Dear FBI, its a game. Im not a terrorist.

@jonny_wags this is EXACTLY why we cannot let sopa and pipa through. How else would we share weird japanese cartoons and fart jokes?

Take it away, Emeril. http://t.co/dSlR4517

ok, so catching osama took time. i assume next on the list are the people that destroyed our economy right?

right?

please?

@tacobell BUT WHAT KIND OF BURRITO???

Kristen Schaal's Xperia Play commercials are AMAZING.

http://youtu.be/CD2LRROpph0 Literally, this is the reason that I pirate music.