Sometimes I have to sit back and marvel at my own mediocrity

@mreddiehuang Junot Díaz is telling ppl to read your book. Junot. Fucking. Díaz. There's no higher compliment. Just FYI...ur doing it right.

@templetoned lost track of you after i quit skating in '99. saw you on the leica blog & checked your photog. glad you're still a role model.

@lindzeta you're goddamn right you should

@lindzeta yes to both, thanks for asking.

Paul Ryan LOLOLOLOLOLOLOMFAO #RomneyRyan2012 #PaulRyan #douchebag

@lindzeta this made me laugh at a very inopportune time today. perfect. thank you.

Georgia is going to execute a mentally disabled man. In all seriousness, what the fuck is wrong with the south?

I've stopped caring about a lot of the things I thought I cared about.

@mattwallace05 @lindzeta HOLY FUCKING SHIT great comeback you are smart

@lindzeta that would never matter. you rock and that's all so

@lindzeta Lol you are out of control!

Didn't know Roberts had it in him. Congrats, America. #scotus

Yes girl loudly discussing weekend plans on phone in elevator, I did just tell you "That's great. I'll be riding dildos all weekend."

@lindzeta Thinking about the earlier garbage & can't believe ppl are having this conversation in 2012. How fucking sad.

@lindzeta Fwiw, this guy thinks you're hilarious, as many women are.

@lindseyemartin You consistently rock.

@spikelee Here's some love to offset the garbage you've been barraged with this morning. Damn. Hope the rest of your day's better than that.