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WOW I RLY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE AP CALCULUS EXAM I <3 MATH
Why are all Shook's examples food-related...?
Fat white man walked into WaHo in a sweaty inside-out wifebeater and had a tattoo on his right arm that said "Latisha."
The new Songza update ahhh ♡♡ literally the best music app, no ads, 10 skips, user-friendly. I feel like an advertisement but oh well.
"Please refrain from pulling out the flask until after I walk away." -waiter
Calc test next period *vomits everywhere*
I just wanna see Oz cause everyone in it is hot *cough James Franco/Mila Kunis/Michelle Williams/Mila Kunis*
"They should have Pitbull concerts on Netflix" -my mom
"It wasn't illegal, it was just fraudulent."
First and probably last time I can ever say this, but I totally just dominated that calc test.
What happens when internet-famous cats die?
Obama who does ur graphics bc I'm in luv with all of them
It just turned 1:59 to 1 AM on my phone this is witchcraft