Get turnt up @quigdawg house postgame every1!!!

WOW I RLY CAN'T WAIT FOR THE AP CALCULUS EXAM I <3 MATH

Congrats @kappykapkap @kaydenjean @fluffytac0 @mdutt48 @mitchdavis26 @apeytonstweetar @thomas_is_me and all my other drama friends! 😀🎉

Why are all Shook's examples food-related...?

Just one of those things that deserves the #killyourself hashtag RT “@priceisntright: http://t.co/j8O4gxyn”

My dad just sent me this hahahaha http://t.co/B4LUjZeU

TOO FUNNY http://t.co/mIymOxW8

Fat white man walked into WaHo in a sweaty inside-out wifebeater and had a tattoo on his right arm that said "Latisha."

#ROOBOUND

The new Songza update ahhh ♡♡ literally the best music app, no ads, 10 skips, user-friendly. I feel like an advertisement but oh well.

"Please refrain from pulling out the flask until after I walk away." -waiter

I already ate half my lunch RT @h_rowlph: I like eating more than I like econ so I'll focus on eating.

Calc test next period *vomits everywhere*

I just wanna see Oz cause everyone in it is hot *cough James Franco/Mila Kunis/Michelle Williams/Mila Kunis*

"They should have Pitbull concerts on Netflix" -my mom

"It wasn't illegal, it was just fraudulent."

First and probably last time I can ever say this, but I totally just dominated that calc test.

What happens when internet-famous cats die?

Obama who does ur graphics bc I'm in luv with all of them

It just turned 1:59 to 1 AM on my phone this is witchcraft