I have down syndrome. That's when you're really sad, right?

#talklikeyourbestfriend *lays still, as all pizza should*

why do colleges allow group projects

IT SHOULD NOT BE THIS HARD TO TORRENT A PICTUREPLANE ALBUM

mitt romney doesn't care about birth control because ann doesn't let him cum when they have sex... #romneybedroomsecrets

why the fuck did twitter add the 'email tweet' option like seriously who the hell is that for???

i'm going to open an ice cream company called legendairy.

when i die, i want everyone to get drunk off red wine once a week in my honor and pretend its my blood. that'd be p cool.

THANKSGIVING IS THE WORST FUCKING HOLIDAY. FAMILY WITH NO PRESENTS WHY IS THAT EVEN A THING.

son i luv u so much i got u this broken ass furby

LEAVE ME ALONE pic.twitter.com/kxszcDuKer

what up females #internationalwomensday

this is 95th, as far as this train goes. all passengers must leave all their trash on the train.

I'm going to need a fat blunt after this one.

mental note: mom doesn't like me calling her cigarettes vagina slimes

mitt romney is in englewood (colorado, obviously)

if you don't vote i don't know why you're living in this country.

rt if you have a beard also if you do not have a beerd

started from the bottom and pretty much stayed there forever

attn black america: contrary to popular belief, my name is not white boy.