ugh i am STILL TEETHING

vintage is a stupid fucking word.

@thelowedown GOD white people are the fucking worst. I'm sick of constantly having to feel ashamed of people that look like me.

@rose_psithurism succeeding?

@rose_psithurism so you tryin to get some latin dick?

how did i ever sleep with fewer than 4 pillows?

#incomingfreshmanadvice don't waste your fucking time

started from the bottom and pretty much stayed there forever

if a latino said no, he didn't say anything. Lololol

saw this black crackhead asking for change today if a white person said no, he called them racist; a black person, he called them uncle tom.

s/o to me for not buying deodorant for three days now.

me rn:  http://en.spongepedia.org/images/thumb/3/32/Spongemund.jpg/200px-Spongemund.jpg …

#ff = fist fuck #decodetwitter

my dad is telling tv obama to shut up rn

ho skraight trippin

@hhoolian discount?

@hhoolian sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

now that its nice out, we can all look forward to seeing a bunch of shitheads wearing those moronic slashed armpit tanktops

is dyslexia a fucking admissions requirement here?

@meezymcn00dz yea well we kill both of them soo go thumbs.