http://strawberrywolf.com 

me: i feel like shit today, sis.
sis: where's that big league chew i got you for christmas

John Roderick, Scott Simpson, Jonathan Coulton, John Hodgman & me talking about social media?

Your! Game! Changed!

 http://i-0.us/game-changed 

"Are tacos OK for dinner? Could you eat tacos again?"

"Wow, Mama. Two stupid questions in a row."

Freaking adore this kid.

welcome to Being A Ghost. Here are your chains for some reason

Charting the Beatles. @hotdogsladies  http://mikemake.com/Charting-the-Beatles …

That movie Life of Pi is not about pie.

@migreenberg it'll be a stretch goal

kickstarter: shot-for-shot remakes of spiderman 1-3 and harry potter 1 but with elijah wood as the main character

M: Yeah, unfortunately, things do die.
E: Yep.
M: You cool with that?
E: Yep. Even phones die sometimes.
M: Yep.

has anyone actually stopped to think about how fucking ZANY it was that phil collins did a song with n*sync

trying to eat a whole apple. I feel like shit.  https://vine.co/v/b2dIQwgALH7 

*vomits into oblivion*

Look at the silly videos I co-directed with @daveseger for @igloosoftware. It’s the intranet you’ve always wanted.

 http://igloosoftware.com 

kickstarter for i did drugs once and i can only listen to hardcore techno and write dating sims please help fund i need to go to rehab

Pete and Repete walk into a bar. Repete punches Pete in the face because Pete is Pete Campbell.

I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening.

Meet the losers of the Kentucky Derby next month in the Ikea cafeteria.

I did a video for something eBay is making, for your gadgets. It’s still in beta but they said I could show you.  http://www.ebay.com/own 

Thought this would be dumb but it's actually pretty cool: Lowe's Uses Vine For Simple Lifehacks  http://www.businessinsider.com/lowes-brilliant-use-of-vine-for-tip-2013-5 … via @bi_advertising