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me: i feel like shit today, sis.
sis: where's that big league chew i got you for christmas
"Are tacos OK for dinner? Could you eat tacos again?"
"Wow, Mama. Two stupid questions in a row."
Freaking adore this kid.
welcome to Being A Ghost. Here are your chains for some reason
That movie Life of Pi is not about pie.
kickstarter: shot-for-shot remakes of spiderman 1-3 and harry potter 1 but with elijah wood as the main character
M: Yeah, unfortunately, things do die.
M: You cool with that?
E: Yep. Even phones die sometimes.
has anyone actually stopped to think about how fucking ZANY it was that phil collins did a song with n*sync
*vomits into oblivion*
kickstarter for i did drugs once and i can only listen to hardcore techno and write dating sims please help fund i need to go to rehab
Pete and Repete walk into a bar. Repete punches Pete in the face because Pete is Pete Campbell.
I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening.
Meet the losers of the Kentucky Derby next month in the Ikea cafeteria.
Thought this would be dumb but it's actually pretty cool: Lowe's Uses Vine For Simple Lifehacks http://www.businessinsider.com/lowes-brilliant-use-of-vine-for-tip-2013-5 … via @bi_advertising
Figure out what will kill me and then back it off a little bit.