@rachmoonnn @taylorstoned I didn't know being a faggot was a felony

The only reason @pokemonyewest got arrested is because he looks like Chief Keef

@kpdatsmee stop this

A person who is nice to you, but is not nice to a waiter, is not a nice person.

Honestly I'm just scared that all these children are gonna come for the wrong
Morgan and I'm gonna get beat up

Waking up this early on my own everyday is really making me start to question my existence.

I live for summertime

Jacob Lee is black? RT @stuff4blackppl: Putting "Entrepreneur/Rapper" in their bios

After a month of waiting... pic.twitter.com/HH1i9fegdX

I feel like such a queer ordering at Starbucks

Unless by "runners high" you mean impending sense of doom and contemplation of ending your life, then it doesn't exist.

Always a good day at Emerald pic.twitter.com/IgTD2DPpCh

I want to visit Australia eventually, but I'm afraid I'll be killed by the wildlife as soon as I step foot off the plane.

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I don't slander technical colleges because the students there are making wiser financial decisions than those at universities..

Why is Enoing a thing

Average girl just walked into class with yoga shorts on. The glances from girls around the room could have started a nuclear war.

Sometimes I wish I lived in the ‘50s

When my professor catches me snapchatting..

@_taystone @rachmoonnn not my style I guess, they do work for some people. Like @zachs_on_zachs