@MNicolai's (Mike Nicolai) most faved Tweets...
I do feel kind of like a douche for saying #SPREENkler until I heard Steve call it SPRINkler. In my defense, that's how it's spelled.
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Whenever you wake up and the digital thermometer says it's -0°F (not 0°F, -0°F) outside, you know your day can only get worse from there.
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Mom: I'm volunteering as a hall monitor at Haunted High.
K: You do know what that involves, right?
M: Yea, I get to dress up and be a bitch.
K: You do know what that involves, right?
M: Yea, I get to dress up and be a bitch.
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NPR needs another person to host podcasts. My parents might cut me off if they find out I'm spending all day listening to a host named Ira.
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NPR suggested Twitter has an older user-base now. If Twitter dies as a result, then it'd better be a @hotdogsladies' quote on the tombstone.
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My tweet about Hilary's outfit was RT'd into a serious, communist twitter page for @redscarebot. Obama better call me out on my LIES now!
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My largest basset hound, in an intelligent stupor, woke up, scanned the area for food, and then went back to snoring.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished.
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The sign of the perfect twit to not follow:
Their tweets all have links and their faves page is an immortalized version of their ego.
Their tweets all have links and their faves page is an immortalized version of their ego.
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Sleeping in on Mondays is the feather in the hat for the unemployed.
For everyone else, it's time to hope your boss got some last night.
For everyone else, it's time to hope your boss got some last night.
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Kari's blowing up inflatable chairs w/ our former pastor's daughter so they can drink while floating on the lake. http://twitpic.com/8cl8m
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G: Why would I be proud of you being a sleezeball? Me: Because I make you feel amazing, you know, between the shame and regret.
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G: It's actually not like he's beating me up, it's more like "play" beating-up so I take it as love.
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Sometimes I wonder if Georgie sees me as the dog from Turner & Hooch. Lots of biting & mean glares cured 15% of the time with a tummy rub.
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Steve Jobs announced the new MacBook recently. Having just gotten my iPhone, this may be next on my wish list. http://tiny.cc/Cb76c
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Tempted to order gobo word, "gullible" and project it onto the ceiling. Could spark awesome, "I'll bet $$$ that 'gullible' is on the..."
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Friends, Romans, Twits, lend me your characters; I come to bury @the_real_pope, not to praise him. #firstdraftshakespeare
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