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I'm not sure why AT&T dropped Tiger Woods. He just took advantage of his "Nights and Weekends" and proved "roaming" can be expensive.
I secretly replaced her sanitary napkins with dryer sheets, but the bitch is STILL giving me static.
I like my women like I like my Pringles:
Well preserved, nicely stacked, with the ability to take it in the can.
Well preserved, nicely stacked, with the ability to take it in the can.
Someday, the elderly will realize they can get the drug dealers off their streets by simply using laser pointers.
If Obama gave $30 Billion to Six Flags instead of GM, we could all take a roller coaster to work and Mondays might not suck as much.
It's that time of year where cold weather drives annoying pests into your house--like spiders, mice and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
Had a dream I had rough sex with Tyra Banks and she liked it.
Don't worry. I slapped her once for you, too.
Don't worry. I slapped her once for you, too.
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