"@fillwerrell: Girls who participate in No Shave November will also participate in No D December." @lilstafford19 @shmalex16 @big_moe94

@ciaojohanna hahah I'm sorry Mrs jojo. There's nothing I can do for it

When @nantonas and @elmahdieltayeb get yelled at in math class >>

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no. @nantonas @big_moe94 @saytor94 lmaooooo gypsy

APPLE NEEDS TO STOP MAKING GAY MINI PRODUCTS THAT NOBODY LIKES. #Ain'tNobodyGotTimeForDat

i asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness

When @big_moe94 start a chant consisting of 500 people telling me to take my shirt off.... #fadee7a

Was called in to meet with the dean reguarding my 130 parking violations..... This is scarier than meeting with Mr. Evans

Shit. Phone fell into the nutella

"@the_daily_gypsy: Offering someone food, hoping they say no..." @nantonas hahahahahahaha

@big_moe94 hahahahahahahaha would u still be my friend if I drove a prius

Wow... Almost forgot how to tie my shoes

Do homeless people get knock knock jokes.??? HAHAHAHHA

Riding a crotch rocket is the funnest thing I have ever done.

@big_moe94 is a good man

I'm gay and proud
And ponies are awesome

this ass face next to me TRIED jacking my pop tart, playing it off like he thought it was his

A campus buss just ALMOST hit me. Guess who ALMOST got free tuition

Just realized that my birthday is exactly 9 months from valentines day

@nantonas I woke up in the trunk of it... U have some explaining to do..