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i asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
Was called in to meet with the dean reguarding my 130 parking violations..... This is scarier than meeting with Mr. Evans
Shit. Phone fell into the nutella
Wow... Almost forgot how to tie my shoes
Do homeless people get knock knock jokes.??? HAHAHAHHA
Riding a crotch rocket is the funnest thing I have ever done.
I'm gay and proud
And ponies are awesome
this ass face next to me TRIED jacking my pop tart, playing it off like he thought it was his
A campus buss just ALMOST hit me. Guess who ALMOST got free tuition
Just realized that my birthday is exactly 9 months from valentines day