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So what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus...
BBC News: "Two pedestrians die in collision." Fuck me, how fast must they have been walking?
NBA season: where nothing matters.
I would like to see a crossover show between Jersey Shore and Shark Week.
Next time there is a girl in the bathroom putting on make up for 2 hours in the morning.. I am going to take a shit in the kitchen. #Fact
YES LEBRON YOU GOT ME. I don't like you because you are black and I am a racist asshole. Not cuz you're an arrogant egomaniac, not at all.
In the name of honesty I think Justin Bieber should change his last name to Barrassing.
I raised the alarm at work today. The midgets were furious.
Worst hook-up line in Chile: "Your place or mine?" #lolz
I've deleted so much History on my computer it doesn't even know who the Romans were.
BREAKING NEWS: GENETIC LINK FOUND BETWEEN SERGIO ROMO AND TONY ROMO ... Sources say the 'Playoff' gene is missing in both.
I phoned the Paranoia Help Line but hung up after 59 seconds. I'm sure the bastards were trying to trace my call.
Once again, women who cheer for a team because someone is hot. Fuck off.
"Alaska Polls Tilting Away From Palin" ... Well no shit