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Maybe, I'm being biased, but I'm not following someone who tweets in another language while their avi is firing an automatic weapon.
The #royalwedding is a go, tomorrow? So, I probably won't be on Twitter....or watching TV....or reading the paper. Think I'll stay in bed.
If God was sending a message, he'd probably say, "Shut the hell up, Michelle Bachmann. You're embarassing us both."
Many own Bibles, which, instead of using as mirrors, to examine themselves, they use as weapons to beat their neighbors with.
Problems with Twitter. Let's all just get off it for awhile so they can fix it and..... Hey, stop throwing things at me!!!!
#ReasonsToBeatYourGirlfriend.. Unless she's about to stab you or shoot you, there is NO reason.
American Idol, the Voice, Bachel "ors" & "ettes". The Bland of the World is nigh. Oh, merciful asteroid, fall upon us.
Some rich white guys overthrew their oppressive government and formed an oppressive government of their own. Happy 4th of July!
And I live in Missouri, which I HATE, hence, misery loves company.
I'm in a very positive frame of mind, right now. I've tuned out Trump, the Wedding and the day off approacheth, and that #makesmesmile
Someone else's old car is my new ride. I love learning new words. Thanks!
#ItHurtsWhen You're spaceship crash lands on a planet where Love and Greed are at war, and Greed appears to be winning.
Just watched Mars Attacks. If you haven't seen it, you should most definately gouge your eyes out. Why take the chance?
Here's something funny from ABC news, "Nervous investers are looking to Washington to restore confidence."
" 'All work and no play throws Jack off,' Jack often spoke of himself in third person," said Jack.
The following can fuck off: Those who want to show me how to make money with Twitter, those with links to porn, those who ONLY tweet links.
#ReplaceBandNamesWithImThisMany *holds up three fingers*
"When have you ever gotten in your car, went out of your way to surprise me with a visit?"
#WordsGuysCantSay Dude, that outfit is workin' for you. Where'd you get it?
Pround (reluctant) supporter of Karma. Overthrower of those that live in glass houses. Hyperbole abuser.