If grammar police had power of enforcement + a Court to go with it, I'd be the fiercest newly minted Nazi Fascist history would ever know.

@ericsandy I could tell from your subtle, yet mighty, snark that something was terribly amiss.

YES! RT @tvline: AMERICAN HORROR STORY Casting News: @imangelabassett, Patti LuPone Join Season 3′s COVEN  http://tvline.com/2013/05/12/american-horror-story-coven-season-3-cast-angela-bassett-patti-lupone/ …

Happy Mother's Day.

@billsquire Oh. You were delayed leaving your 3.5-hr radio shift to do standup bc your slave hid your keys? #whitewhine #firstworldproblems

RT @anywhenhq: Delightful picture - "Me and Dad at the Henge, 1958"  http://www.anywhen.com/2013/04/stonehenge … pic.twitter.com/anROTRl2FC

@utnereader Math is my archnemesis in life and no words can express my hatred of it but this made feel squooshy inside. Thanks for posting.

@buddytv @tvwithoutpity @cw_network #Cult pic.twitter.com/3QSQreAlNS

@themodernwriter ...and one difference: Pirates see a payday every now and again.

@laurendrain MT @joelwilsonmusic: Share & RT. WBC cult is planning to protest this boy's funeral. #StopThem pic.twitter.com/IthV7nrSyZ

@mental_floss That first one reminds of the "Hannibal" episode that sealed my commitment to stop watching. Blarf.

@derfcity Remember Rule 1: Find the smartest one and take him or her down first.

@ericsandy @nymag If he wanted ".gif" pronounced with soft g, he should have named it something that starts with a soft g. Dick.

@cleveland_scene Thanks! I missed it every one of the 10 times you posted about it last week. #spamvertorial

@ericsandy I almost sprained my primary nose-picking finger because I couldn't click the link fast enough.

@derfcity What can we say? Dahmer notwithstanding, there are worse things than being memorialized in Derf comix.

@ericsandy It's one of a handful of things I'm nerdulent about.

@mental_floss Is this article one of them? Because it's 1:30 and I haven't showered yet.

@ericsandy @pourmecoffee Wow. The Sun be like "I am Oz, the great and powerful."

@cleveland_scene [filling in the blank]...some roofer will eventually peel off his shirt, even if it's not overwhelmingly warm out.