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There's a band called 1023MB.You haven't heard of them because they haven't made it to a gig yet.#badjokemonday @dkthedrummer
I bought shoes from a drug dealer...and I don't know what he laced em with but I've been trippin' all day.@dkthedrummer #badjokeMonday
How can you tell your lead singer is at the door?He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in#badjokemonday @paulmeany
An E flat, a C, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."@dkthedrummer #BadJokeMonday
I used to have a job crushing cans in a soft drink factory all day. It was soda pressing.@dkthedrummer #BadJokeMonday
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.@dkthedrummer #BadJokeMonday
What do you call a stuck-up criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending con descending.#BadJokeMonday @dkthedrummer
I broke my finger today.But on the other hand I'm fine.#BadJokeMonday @dkthedrummer
Bless you. https://vine.co/v/MePVQeJhg7J
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic@dkthedrummer #badjokemonday
I was dating this girl with a lazy eye....until I realized she was seeing someone on the side!! #badjokemondaydk...waka waka
"Doc, help. I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat.""Sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome," said doctor." Is that rare?""It's not unusual."
10 years ago we had just finished our 1st photo shoot and worked with @jtdalyart + @nikkicrosby to get ResetEP ready pic.twitter.com/61ZzZrd06Y
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need...not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.#BadJokeMonday
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.@dkthedrummer #BadJokeMonday
What's in the wardrobe?Narnia business.#BadJokeMonday@dkthedrummer
A blind man walks into a bar...and a table....and a chair.#badjokemonday @dkthedrummer
I took the shell off a snail, thinking it would make him faster.If anything, it made him more sluggish.@dkthedrummer #BadJokeMonday
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.... except when you are at a funeral.@dkthedrummer #BadJokeMonday
Happy Birthday @paulmeany !!! pic.twitter.com/uNF9sGz0A2
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