This is why you are one of my favorite people Bob... RT @bobbyhundreds: The 12 Rules of Instagram ::  http://bit.ly/XODQma 

Do more, think less

Milk has blue velvet RT @dannychun: No, I don't want fucking red velvet, It's 2012 get that fucking red velvet out of my fucking face

But officer I wasn't texting, I was tweeting

For an airline that's called virgin, i feel like they've "done it" before

Get to know yourself,fix what you don't like as opposed to always trying to fix what you don't like about others you've gotten to know

Make kim chi RT @mattselmaneats My wife grew all this bok choy. I don't even like bok choi. pic.twitter.com/DAfB8UHhxD

@azizansari @ericwareheim thx for updated plaque,an honor to receive most prestigious restaurant award in the world http://t.co/he0djrDi

Popcorn with vinegar salt, changed my life

My tribute to @chefjoseandres!RT @mylastbite:Spanish-Inspired “Mac & Cheese” by @mvoltaggio @williamssonoma http://tinyurl.com/29hfgo4

Bryan and I made this funny video. Enjoy http://tinyurl.com/ybemm88

Ha, just chef, u guys are the celebrities! RT @dbascher: Check out celebrity chef @mvoltaggio on @the_exes tonight on @tvland !

We are no longer related RT @bryanvoltaggio: Don't laugh, we about to T off at the @flyingdog Elvis open. Wish us luck http://t.co/6zXcXZMc

seeking dedicated, passionate, restaurant managers. send resume to michael@mvink looking for someone to boss me around

no, homeless is a hipster with street cred "@coledick: Hipster is one step away from homeless”

Jidori Chicken and waffles, smoked maple, hot sauce http://t.co/GpYKDr4b

#Truestory, five guys wouldn't add an egg to my bacon cheeseburger but allowed me to add a burger to my bacon egg and cheese sandwich

being real is better even if it's at your own expense

The new you is the old you just better

I think Harry Potter just drove by