"@codyherche: The average american eats 36 pasta meals per year." If that's true, I'm making up for a whole family of Paleo dieters.

Won $1 tonight by walking up to a table of strangers and making conversation. That's what counts as #springbreak craziness in these parts.

I'm not a music nerd, but it still irks me when people confuse the terms homophonic and polyphonic.

"Fratres carissimi" ... video of the pope's announcement as he made it, in Latin (with text).  http://tmblr.co/ZSzbXye0Vbre 

Bacon heaven @ Archie McPhee http://t.co/AItI45gS

@joel_courtney Basic plot of T1: "I'm here to help you; your child will save the world." "I don't have kids." I can help with that, too."

QOTD @aaronbelz: "The English language is super fun and ridiculously expressive if you can figure out how it works." http://bit.ly/mgfVRg

@zappos Our marketing guy is holding you up as an example of using twitter to connect to audiences. Do you really respond that quickly?

Just found http://www.cookstr.com (follow @cookstr). Best recipe site I've found yet: intuitive search, top-notch authors, clean design.

Apparently, Canabalt is already famous, but it doesn't have a wikipedia page, so I'm still "early." Seriously addicting http://bit.ly/qz8HT

Al Franken actually read the Fourth Amendment out loud during Patriot Act hearings http://url4.eu/W8sx (via @boingboing) // I'm impressed!

A [sotto voce, while looking at a history book]: They're not wearing any clothes, and she's a *girl.*
S [her brother]: It was Greece.

Finally! ABC will begin airing the last three episodes of Pushing Daisies at 10/9c on May 30. http://bit.ly/6WnHA

The best laugh of the week: http://tinyurl.com/d6kj8k (and some of the coolest viral marketing I've seen in a while)