Keep it real or keep it moving.

If you're single :

1. You're either talking to someone

2. Stuck on an ex

3. Chasing someone whos taken

4. Ignoring someone who wants you

I'm going on a mission so I can't date you, but I will makeout with you. #MormonProblems #NCMO

i have 3 moods:

-skips every song on my ipod
-lets the music play without interruption
-plays the same song on repeat for days

going to bed in a bad mood.

The only thing better than queso is nothing. #SorryImTexan

#IMissTheDaysWhen I thought popcorn came from apricot trees.

Just do whatever makes you happy.

The best way to avoid disappointment is to not expect anything from anyone.

I like being with you😍😘👫...... a lot. ❤

Hoes be like:
"noooooo! you hang up first"

I be like shit bye 😙✌ *click*

IF YOU FUCK A PREGNANT FEMALE & SHE'S PREGNANT WITH A BOY

NIGGA YOU GAY

Never let anyone's opinion shatter your confidence.

Only new smokers get excited about 4/20.😒

My problem is I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people, even when they don't deserve it.

I like you, 😍

You don't like me, 😪

I give up on you, 😔

Then you finally decide to notice me 😒

do you ever feel like you're not friends with some of your friends?

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away.

Don't apologize for things that aren't your fault, just learn to put the blame where it belongs.

When I get married, divorce is not an option. You're mad? Take your ass in the other room & calm down, because we're going to work this out.