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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    Thought I saw Taylor Swift but it turned out to be a really surprised Golden Retriever.

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    What's the one Taylor Swift song about the guy that made her sad?

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    Be nice to anyone wearing American Eagle for they are fighting a very difficult battle.

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    #tbt on Instagram should just be called "I was skinny once, I swear"

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  • Maaouad
     
    Mawad @Maaouad

    @robdelaney dude that's Adam Sandler

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    Hi, Welcome to Urban Outfitters. What sort of smug look would you like us to give you this evening?

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    Show me a person that doesn't run up the basement stairs after turning the lights off and I'll show you a fucking liar.

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    "Want to watch a movie?" is guy for "after the opening credits I'm going to dry hump you violently"

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    Whatever your Halloween plans may be, know this; you're going to get in a fight with your girlfriend.

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    75% of your time in a relationship is spent eating pizza and saying the word "babe"

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    What if depression exists only because girls who get really excited when their song comes on at the bar stole all of our serotonin?

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    The hardest part about breaking up is pretending you aren't going to still use you ex's Netflix account.

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    20 Things That You Should Do In Your 20's Including Posting These Dumb Lists Because You Turn To The Internet For Life's Answers

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
    -Tom Cruise whenever he puts his car in cruise control

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    Ask Kim! “@robkardashian: How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes"

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    Whenever you see a lovely couple enjoying a nice dinner, walk up to their table an say "dad, how could you do this to mom?!"

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    When someone asks me what I do I say
    "Well you've seen the movie titanic right? Well what I do has literally nothing to do with that"

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    If you refer to your boyfriend as "the boy" I hope you fall off "the cliff"

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  • Maaouad
      Mawad @Maaouad

    "Watch me ask this asshole how his food is while he has food in his mouth" - waiters

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