Is there a problem, @chrispirillo?

Hi-Fidelity Star Trek Barbershop Quartet - Part One http://tinyurl.com/cx7a9n Star Trek Quartet - Part Two http://tinyurl.com/3vxy8e

The difference between the right tweet & the almost right tweet is the difference between a lightning bug and the lightning. #TwitterProverb

http://www.sparse.ly really IS the funnest way to access Twitter on the web. Check it out!

W/ all the possible names Apple could have chosen, iPad is the one that triggers most jokes/publicity. Is that exactly why Apple chose it?

@jasoncalacanis That's OK. Usually it's SO the other way around... husband eats like a beast and gains not an ounce.

Jony Ive Redesigns Things Tumblr. Expect a lot of reblogs in my Twitter stream. Hilarious!  http://jonyiveredesignsthings.tumblr.com/ 

"Rhonwen Alien wants you to try Dropbox." Nope. I don't think so. #phishing #spam #fraud

"The assumption driving these kinds of design speculations is that if you embed the interface–the..."  http://tmblr.co/Za6kbylo1l7F 

@wweadrenaline @macdailynews How appropriate!

@thestorysmith "Moses, Moses." :-)

Despite Jeremy Irons's valiant enunciation on #PBS, I still can not pronounce Eyjafjallajokull. #volcano

It's truly a morale booster when you just happen to know the answer to Final Jeopardy and the contestants don't.

Second time this week I've seen the word 'jeremiad' in print. Actually, it's just the second time in my LIFE!

Future News: Utra-skydiver dissappears into self-generated space-time anomaly over Roswell. New Mexico. Last words: "It's full of stars."

I love the graphics in this video. http://t.co/h2jEjWx1 #heartattack #risk #diet #health

Mourning the death of Steve Jobs at only age 56. Life's not fair.. :'-(

To fight cancer and cardiovascular disease, eat GOMBS every day. GOMBS = Greens, Onions, Mushrooms, Beans/Berries, Seeds via @drfuhrman

Spread heart-healthy avocado on whole grain bread instead of butter or margarine. Yum!

"It's better to pay the grocer than the doctor."