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What else to do but get high. Like always. Always high. Never really all there. A passenger in my own skull.
It's so windy in downtown L.A. right now that it's given me anime hair
Saturday, you are the high that dies too quick
Quisas nada cambio
"Amigo Bronco" by Bronco is the saddest song about killing a horse ever.
Susan the receptionist doesn't know it yet but she's pregnant with my baby. I j/o'd on the spare shoes she keeps under her desk.
They should make public buses small individual vehicles that you don't pay fare on but have to fuel and maintain yourself.
If a puppy has never started sucking on your finger like you're its mom, I'm sorry.
Turning the wifi back on to look up a word
Yes but how long can I safely stretch this project to increase my personal *profit?
*Hours worked divided by hours not doing shit
60+ year old receptionist for the building said I looked cute today. This is happening.
My hand gestures are muppet based
fuck. wednesday's gonna suck
Hey boss thanks for the shitty spread. Also thanks for the unshitty booze.
No, yeah. This is the perfect time to try and listen to all the music I've ever had.
Time ain't gonna cure you honey, Time don't give a shit.