I wish i didn't eat your entire corpse, I miss you.

You aren't worth the gallon of bleach it would take to clean up your dismemberment

Refresh it all you want , no one likes you

Jerking off in the shower used to be a good idea until one of the babies crawled out of the drain and demanded child support

I hope you miss me as much as I hate you

"I like big butts and I can not lie" a Hobo picking through the ashtray at 7/11.

The girls I fuck are only dirty because I dig them up from the cemetery..

I wonder what's happening over on Black Twitter?

Sometimes I just want to fuck you with a knife...

You are all a bunch of lying cunts

Churches make the best fire wood...

You should fear the dark, I'm waiting in it

Pregnant bitch in front of me, hurry the fuck up or I'll stab you in the gut and drink you're miscarriage from a cup..

If you are going to stalk me at least put a finger in my asshole.

You know what your face is missing? A fucking axe.

Pull your panties to the side For me

I think I got toxic shock syndrome from eating a few bad tampons

I have more teeth on my zipper than all of these fuckers at WalMart combined..

Fake your orgasm I don't care, I'm still cutting your throat when I'm finished

All of you Nirvana fans should honor Kurt on his birthday by deep throating a 12 gauge