ianike nje RT @mckym: Hii rice imekataa kukauka bana. . . I hate cooking

Mwanaume ni effort mwanamke ndio pivot

unless your dick was in her nose no."@mtoto_mgonjwa: Quick Question: If your sexual patner gives you a cold/flu , can we call that an STD ?"

“@sickolia_: ROTFL.RT @kasambalive: #methalizakizazikipya ukitaka kumla nguruwe chips funga kalekye...” @kahush @lidambiza

===>"@eddu_g: UK won my vote when he said' Mûmenye mwangûithia,ûria kìmûndû gìkì kìngìnjìka,noniì njûi,Ma ya ngaì,mûtikangûithie andû aitû'"

Damn"@denkely: when an exam seems intent on raping you but you fight back for the sake of your anal virginity? That's what a "C" is called."

tall dark and handsome -> they are talking about the dick

http://t.co/HUkglSIs "@wafunya_: Link bana.. Lazima nidownload hizo avi hehehee "@granvillesoy: Hehe I give up...list ya boobies tena""

hehe SMH "@mrassstellar: "@ian_oh: ao waschana wa @madawardawar kwani wanalea nyasi uko chini? @aletterword" Zii! Nadhani Nepia grass"

woi "@wafunya_: Whores don't deserve respect. They only deserve rough sex!"

RT if u have been caught fapping

"@mckym: I never thought that people would openly and happily admit to Fapping addictions until I joined Twitter"

kawaida yake"@shinyshizzle: Hahahaha, inaonekana maze. QT"@misssaemy: Huyo ameblackout haikosi lol @shinyshizzle @wafunya_""

√"@wafunya_: As much as many people won't admit it, that Miguna Miguna book will negatively affect Raila whether its the truth or not"

"@leondacow: Ah ah ah ah,upole. “@carolinespencer: Hi darling @kevoice_ when they circumcised you, did they feed you your foreskin ?”"

SMFDH "@wafunya_: #ToMyFutureWife I will have sex with another woman the entire period you will be pregnant!"

scrotum wataiba itumiwe ka kitambaa ya viatu"@granvillesoy: RT @kevoice_: Hao madame watakuibia testicles wakuache na scrotum "@_mwass_ I"

RT @lemonpillow_: LMAO #death RT @kimatudm: Akili ni matako RT @lemonpillow_ mwanamke ni akili RT @tonyvik: Mwanamke ni matako.

xcsive consmption of alcohol is hrmful and impairs jdgment. Dont drve or operate machinery including momo's. @wafunya_49 @deejay_superior

Amsheni vichwa mnalalisha kwani mna ball? @wafunya_49 @kahush @lidambiza @salomonlapaz @saemydollwendy @kulundes @_waresh @awarui @kyhahu