The easiest way to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

It amazes me, how someone you've never met. Looks out for you, & can make your day by just being at the other end of a tweet.

You're my kind of chaos.

Blind people should not skydive. It scares the crap out of their dogs.

Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no.

I'm a simple girl, fancy things don't interest me. If you can make me laugh & I can trust you, that's all you'll ever need give.

Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?

Ever since my nan went senile all she does all day is stare through the window, maybe in this cold weather I should let her in.

Most men are like most mascaras, they run at the first sign of emotion.

If your words alone, can give me tingles. Then I imagine your touch must be mind blowing.

When someone notices that ur not your normal self. They take the time check up on you, that's the kind of person, I'm glad to call a friend.

It doesn't matter what kind of day you're having, someone on here will come along and make it that much better. That's what Twitters about.

I want to be comfortably numb for awhile.

I'm guessing the non~retweeters, are the same people. Who wouldn't pass the note around in class.

Neurotics build castles in the sky. Psychotics live in them. Psychiatrists collect the rent.

I came for the distraction and curiosity. I stayed for the laughs and the friends I've made along the way.

My heads in the clouds, my favorite place to be.

You cross my mind, more than I like to admit.

I need me a stress ball, because apparently squeezing people isn't classed as good customer service.

My fuck it attitude. Is brought to you by I don't give a shit.