@andygirl Whenever someone unfollows you, a puppy dies and an angel falls from heaven and bursts into flames.

Writing porn. Send sexy vibes.

Just FYI, I am now a queer that walks around with a comb in her back pocket.  http://buff.ly/1bNqlEv 

20 Examples of Literary Graffiti  http://tmblr.co/ZvAh0vgoAEPJ 

Support Kink Live Models, Pt. II | Maggie Mayhem Speaks http://t.co/aKLyTDHC @msmaggiemayhem is super smart, is the shit.

New Post! And surprise, it's Clit Lit! "The Story of Two Girls in Like With Each Other." http://t.co/nGotBkRZ Super rough draft, y'all.

Dammit, #Pottermore , when did Day 1 registration even happen? I was up till 1 am. There was nothing new on the page by then!

Thanks to @babeland_toys for the anal lube and the DVD full of naked people! Gonna have a fun night tonight. Who's up for more cartoons?

I want to create a world with my writing.

A poem for @crashpadseries begging them for more content: "Oh Crash Pad, My Crash Pad" http://t.co/uGttkLn

@jizlee @ninaland Um...this behind the scenes for @crashpadseries is amazing! This is like a queer theory lecture. But naked.

My second new favorite time wasting addiction: White Whine - A Collection of First-World Problems http://t.co/ukv9Gvk

My new time wasting addiction: Stoned Cats http://t.co/Ke6PvUo

Here's to the spectrum of sizes in queer porn. New post: “I Wanted To Get Into Porn…” http://t.co/X3rOBx6

"I don't like that Celeste pizzas say pizza for one, they should say personal pizza. Cause then it sounds like you're special not lonely."

Start Tuesday off with @jizlee 's responses to Ali Oh's Amazing Porn Star Questionnaire http://t.co/5qWA4AA

I have so much respect for @crashpadseries for doing what they do. http://t.co/2pmHJcM

My dog knows that when I put on pants, we're going for a walk. #dontjudgeme #frequentlysanspants

I love that the keyword "cock" has directed someone to my website. #lesigh #whoneedsfame #ihavecocks

Porn and cupcakes party it is! Yay @crashpadseries