Try to make money without letting money make you.

RIP Whitney Houston. Your death reminds me there is so much beauty & so much pain in the world, even in each person.

Some conversations are nothing more than a wasted breath mint.

I just coughed up something so gross, I'm almost proud of it.

How many times am I going to tell myself "it will work out" before I realize it won't?

@andylassner You are so money & you don't even know it.

South America is everything. Viva Colombia. Now I'm in the amazon.

@andylassner Your segment on Weds had me CRYING laughing---thank you!

@billmc7 Is she legal yet...? Asking for a friend.

Roommate: "I'm taking a nap." Me: "I'm making 4 shots of espresso." Adulthood is tiring!

There are so many talented male musicians out there; the fact that anyone is still listening to Chris Brown is appalling.

*le sigh* “@billmc7: How was "girls night out," boyfriendless chubbies?”

Didn't get to watch #DNC tonight. PLEASE tell me Obama finished his speech with "BOOM...[drop the mic]"!

It's a miracle I made it this long without him, really. He's like an addiction, or a disease.

"You gave it all away"

Can't I have a husband and a wife?!?! Both scorpios, of course.

Forgot to bring an energy shot to work. Current status: hating life.

@samgrittner HEY THAT'S MY PAD, don't judge.

@billmc7 Girls should talk about their boyfriends more in general. Especially their exes. Me most of all.

@samgrittner Dreams DO come true! :D