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I forgot our safe word #candyheartrejects
Does this smell like chloroform to you? #candyheartrejects
I want to have your abortion #candyheartrejects #palahniuk
#3WordsThatWomenHate You have cancer.
#TenBasicFactsAboutMe only need one: awesome.
I just retweeted something no one will get out of context but...that's how I roll.
My mom tells all her coworkers I converted to Islam to keep them from slurring Islam. Don't mind.
Office staff who call in standard on call changes on a Friday at 5pm should have their heads on pikes as a lesson to the rest.
"I need an At Street at the rebel base ASAP." - idiotic imperial
"I mean, when you have 100 percent debt to GDP, you’re sunk, the next generation is completely screwed." - Huntsman