I forgot our safe word #candyheartrejects

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Does this smell like chloroform to you? #candyheartrejects

I want to have your abortion #candyheartrejects #palahniuk

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Will @davidvitter ever respond to my mean mean tweets? I'll let you wear a diaper while I tweet mean things at you.

#3WordsThatWomenHate You have cancer.

#10thingsthatareattractive 1-5 @rachaldenise 6-10 me.

#TenBasicFactsAboutMe only need one: awesome.

@ambikabee @rachaldenise we are truly awesome. BFFs

@rachaldenise Well I mean Auryn is a pretty good premise.

@rachaldenise that mofo better stay in shape.

I just retweeted something no one will get out of context but...that's how I roll.

My mom tells all her coworkers I converted to Islam to keep them from slurring Islam. Don't mind.

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@rachaldenise so...are most animals assholes cause they eat other animals?

Office staff who call in standard on call changes on a Friday at 5pm should have their heads on pikes as a lesson to the rest.

"I need an At Street at the rebel base ASAP." - idiotic imperial

"I mean, when you have 100 percent debt to GDP, you’re sunk, the next generation is completely screwed." - Huntsman