“@emmflowerss “@meezythakiid #ThatAwkwardMoment when half way through telling a story you realize its pointless..””

The struggle is real.. #IMissSamantha

I love this girl<3 “@savagebearr Eating a whole cake by myself. 🎈happy monthiversary @mafew_ ♥ :/”

Who's gonna let me cum on their face?(: RT @uberfacts Human sperm and grapefruit both have anti-aging properties.

Ora Doom squad RT @wonkatweets Oh you tagged a bathroom, your gang must be really tough.

I honestly thought the answer was my blue balls... RT @_irisstyle Bahah RT @autocorrects Whats blue and not heavy? Light blue.

I been having trouble making some decisions about the smallest changes in my life, but I haven't got the slightest bit of intuition.

I have three different kinds of cups and plates in the cabinets bc i'm mexican..

You're Mexican if u use fabuloso instead of Pine-Sol

You're Mexican if you hate Carlos Mencia. If you love him, you're a beaner.

Ugh my hair makes me feel so fabulous *hair flip*

I wanna learn how to make sushi!! :0

Shhwagg RT @uberfacts Even after the female praying mantis bites off the males head during sex, the male can continue and finish the act.

RT @loren824 People don't even know me & they don't like me? Niiiiiggaaaaaaa.

Fuck people that can't take a joke.

RT @ismash_jakerzz Kourtney Kardashian > Kim Kardashian.

Is having sex with a pregnant lady called a three some?

@reaiwizkhailifa A relationship with no trust is like a car with no gasoline. U can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.