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A day where you don't have to do the jerk-off motion to anyone as they walk away is pretty much a major success.
Apparently yelling FUCK ME after smashing my knee on the desk, isn't appropriate office behaviour...
Well fuck me, I didn't know
Bulimia, but for bad memories.
Somedays, I have no idea how the hell my boyfriend puts up with me.
And then I remember: blowjobs.
There comes a time in the life of every great city when its mayor admits smoking crack.
I don't give a fuck if you're with my ex, because my parents always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate.
I was stuck in an elevator with someone for nearly twenty minutes. So yeah, I'd say I have a pretty good idea of what being married is like.
is a funny Toronto-based improviser, sketch & stand-up. She works in financial industry by day. She makes people laugh by night. Her work speaks for itself.