Oh. There's a word for it: Sapiosexuality. 1. (n.) A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.

In high school, a girl almost silently drowned right next to me. Drowning really doesn't look like drowning: http://bit.ly/jHqu1N

"Where's your compost bin?" "Bottom two drawers of the fridge."

Dear Kindle Reader,

It's much more difficult for us to find you hot if we can't see the cover of your book.

Love,
Women

180 things that will make you happy. By 180 people who know what makes them happy. http://t.co/uD3ZQUYh

"If you cram your life with the things you love, there's no time for the things you don't love. They have to fall away." @gretchenrubin #alt

Can I just paint my toenails a regular shade of red, or will they cancel my @pinterest account?

"What's Pride Week, Mama?" "It's people who are proud of being themselves, liking themselves exactly how they were born." "Naked?"

Here's the thing, I live in San Francisco. I have no way of knowing whether the rapture happened.

Internet, I'm in labor. Do something.

Am beginning to think the human condition vacillates between two main states of being: 1. Lonely. 2. Wishing everyone would leave you alone.

Let's stop doing things that aren't fun.

Huh. I don't think I've ever heard this song with my clothes on. #thexx #ti2012

I was in my 30s before I figured out how to make things taste better without adding bacon. The answer is butter.

Waldo inside the restaurant. Guy passing outside slams both palms on the glass. "I FOUND YOU." #halloween

What is this "comfort eating" thing? When did everyone stop calling it oral sex?

Listen, Science. I'm gonna need a more convenient way to use my laptop in the bathtub.

So much of the day's success is determined by the comfort-level of my underwear.

Me: "Are you excited about the election?" 5-year-old: "I already voted."

I'm writing thank you notes to my favorite authors. Join @nathanbransford and me for the #ThankAWriter project.  http://bit.ly/XZywe3