i am beginning to also think that when i do drink, i should leave my phone at home. lol..the "sorry i text you", texts just arent worth it.

“@chineylee: How sad would it be to see lebron lose the playoffs again lol.” not sad at all. In fact I'm banking on him crying AGAIN.

I need ONE MILLION dollars. Please send to me. Lol

everybody rides you, just like a bus route.

I guess I could use LAME ass Vine & record a 6 second video of my dog snoring out of control but just trust me, it's THAT interesting.

I don't really know you but you annoy me.

Back at The Mapes with my faves! @hayswags @brookewaggs @ashleylv0415 #wtfismycoffee lol

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@azelyse lol

Cereal eases my soul.

Mannnnn bitches be runnin willllld.

The Lion King again. This movie never gets old.

#WeStoppedTalkingBecause you sucked at eating my box.

Apparently I look "slutty".. Do u agree? http://t.co/63HeHvA

I also just watched Iron Man 3. All I have to say is Robert Downey Jr, you can put your Iron Man into me anyday. #mm #yum

“@homelessnacho: Just followed a girl because her tits were showing in her avi...so yeah, I'm that kind of guy.” Thanks for the follow! Lol

All hopped up on coffee! #workinlikeabeastbutprettier ☕🐗💃💋🎀

@ashleylv0415 I feel like I MAY see you on the news soon & NOT in a good way.

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I feel like I should do about 500 sit-ups since I ate so much batter before an ACTUAL muffin. #tired #full

“@shewchuk: The damaged love the damaged.” #TRUTH