A hoodie is not a hoodie if it's not at least 2 sizes bigger than the rest of your clothes.

We, Egyptian women, deserve an award for all the crap we get to hear from men in the streets.

Teach kids how to love God, not fear Him.

Is there a decent way to eat a cupcake?

Like boobs. RT @ahmedkadry: Big things have small beginnings.

COL is "crying out loud" from now on.

Don't you just hate it when you're fine, and your dreams ruin it?

There are so many good people in this world, but they're too busy being miserable.

Watching people obsess about things you no longer care for is so enjoyable.

It's like people hurt me and I tell them "Lol, it's okay, hurt me again".

A wise broad shouldered man once said something I didn't hear, because I was too busy staring at him.

Sometimes, I want nothing but to just sit there and watch you talk.

I sleep a lot, to avoid living.

I got cheated on three times by three different men, back in the day. Bala fool me once wala fool me khara. Da kan mahragan.

SAY FLORENCE'S FUCKING NAAAME!

What are jokes if not inappropriate?

When you fall for a writer, you'll know what it's like to be jealous of his heroines.

Nothing hurts a woman's pride more than knowing that she no longer intrigues the man who once loved her so dearly.

"Wad sabny." "Eh?" "Wad sabny." "Wad meen eli sabak?" "Ba2olak Whatsapp me ya 7omar!" #hhhh sorry.

You know when you can't fall asleep, because a book is keeping you awake? I love that.