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Fabulous role models #angrybitch #cokesniffer
Unable to stay on a train to your destination does not constitute a disaster. A firefighter being shot at work, now THAT's a disaster.
Slit your writs time. I'm going for a piss.
I am ridding the world of Daddie's Sauce, one Tweeter and a time. Mwah ha ha!
Dismayed to discover not one RT of the car stolen in today's carjacking. Come on Twitter! White Vauxhall Astra KV60 BNX. Go get 'em!
ATTENTION TWITTER - Green Kawazaki Z1000, registration stolen from Padgate in the last two hours. Conact me with any information. Please RT!
Well of COURSE it's not your fault :-/
Wotchya Twitter. How goes it?
Just OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR ALREADY!
Makambo's Soap Box. Swearing obligatory. Open for honesty, humour & a good ole rant. Opinionated old bull with a soft middle. Don't follow if easily offended.