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@adignorantium #failedselfhelpbooks Everything a dinosaur should know about surviving the winter.....
OLD MEN a third of Viagra every two days will make sure you piss in the toilet instead of all over your shoes... @twoptwips
@mcofthatboy My mam often says "but you can cover them in glitter" (no, i don't she means either)
@mcofthatboy dogs ate our kettle so been drinking filter coffee instead. I feel like , if ten men broke in I could Kung fu them all back out
@adignorantium Ha ha, any pisstake at Bonos expense should be encouraged...
@mcofthatboy It was the hardest thing 'av ever done. Cigarettes were a great friend during times of stress and agood companion on nights out
@qikipedia how tempted were you to write THE MAN WHO INVENTED SHERLOCK HOLMES after ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE ?
@mcofthatboy #thoughtsduringoralsex I must remember our hedge a trim in the the morning.....
Newcastle United, Apple Macs
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