RT @crissles: "kandi do your man have a job?" "marlo are you eligible to vote?" and, we're done. // hello

RT @beyoncepromo: RT @natureboyhd: You sold more perm sets than albums. Foh with your sneak dissing @keyshiacole pic.twitter.com/hP0uBcBEka

@shugaverypee @dollarmenutweet i don't think so. But I can't take these chicken noodle soup for the soul tweets too much longer.

Didnt burn the waffle fries? RT @nativesonn: RT @itzbrittanybtch: naa RT @kerihilson: wanna know what I did today??

RT @thebeyhiveteam: RT @voguemagazine: Did we say last? There's actually one more: @beyonce http://t.co/IyeUFQck // major werk

RT @basedprincey: YOU KNOW IT IS. VANS ON FIRE AND SHIT. GOATS IN THE TURNING LANE. RT @rarebre3d: I bet buford highway goin ham

RT @sulenoodlesoup: My English professor at Rutgers quoted @bunbtrillog in the syllabus http://t.co/WF7DDfS

"@hahawhiteppl: So was Nicole Brown Simpsons fam when ur dad got OJ off. "@kimkardashian: CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY!! I am speechless!!

@callmekt_ I don't see nothin wroooooong with a little concealer grrrriiiind

RT @crissles: WOW Issa Rae got a show on ABC! Congratulations to her!

Know how to work your hips and your heads priceless

Sickening RT @beyoncepromo: 🙌👑 Queen. http://t.co/VHuZoSKB

@shugaverypee @kmichelle Kunta

RT @_rickeh: Then take all Scorpios and lock them up in Azkaban. RT @alneezy: We need to take all Geminis and put them in Ohio.

Nicki Minaj really looks like a Barbie. A black Heidi Montag

@alneezy PLEASE SAY THAT!! Only time people get all chicken noodle for the soul is when they get caught up!

@shugaverypee RoseArt crayon boxes with the stupid sharpener that never worked..

RT @shugaverypee: Keri Hilson wrote Britney Spears' Gimme More album. Okay! // and she gets props for that.

I wish I had Alex Mack powers. I'd Capri Sun upstairs.

RT @alneezy: But Nicki really came to the Grammys seriously looking like a Digimon.