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bugs do not know repetition. to the bug all things are one seamless integrated action. a brief lifetime without pain or repentance
Hansel and Gretel dropping tweets in the woods so they can find their way home. "Oh no!" Hansel cried, "Who unfollowed me!?"
There's a store here called Baby Kingdom. A kingdom of babies. That seems a bit ambitious for babies.
I reemerge from the crysalis of IRL as a beautiful twitterfly.
Any cartographers care to explain why the NETHERlands are near the TOP of the map? Yeah, didn't think so. Cowards.
Do human children ordinarily arrange themselves into sovereign nations under the rule of a monarch? I have much yet to learn.
Sister? I 'ardly knew 'er! (just a lil incest joke 4 u)
Preparing myself for IRL, I write several of my tweets on palm cards to distribute to the strange, fleshy creatures I will encounter.
Simplify your life by explaining every problem using the concept of diseases. Why is there poverty? Poverty disease. War? War disease. Etc.
Rumplestiltskin steals a baby, "You can only have him back if you guess my name," he says. "All tweets are my own. RTs not endorsements."