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Richard dawkins throws rocks at a hornets nest "oh come now" he says to the enraged swarm "stinging me simply proves how irrational you are"
Scientists Discover New Kind of Slime, Refuse to Share. "Too Cool For You Nerds," Scientists Claim.
It is illegal to enslave a dog. Once you unleash your dog at a dog park it has all the rights of a freeborn Englishman.
How do bees turn flowers into honey? By the power of Satan, brothers and sisters. God made that flower a flower and bees are blasphemers.
The mantis who ate her lover's head now claiming single mother benefits at YOUR expense!
bugs do not know repetition. to the bug all things are one seamless integrated action. a brief lifetime without pain or repentance
"Um, you know free speech isn't a race, right."
Okay, what about this: Twitter, but weird.
Hansel and Gretel dropping tweets in the woods so they can find their way home. "Oh no!" Hansel cried, "Who unfollowed me!?"
Voted "Too Shy To Commit A Murder" three years running.
the thing about bad tweets is you can tweet them without needing to first thing of a good tweet and in that sense they are more efficient
There's a store here called Baby Kingdom. A kingdom of babies. That seems a bit ambitious for babies.
I'm dying of job.
Imagine a group of toilets playing poker and one gets a straight flush. Thank you for following me on Twitter.
hmm bzz bzz
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