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It is illegal to enslave a dog. Once you unleash your dog at a dog park it has all the rights of a freeborn Englishman.
How do bees turn flowers into honey? By the power of Satan, brothers and sisters. God made that flower a flower and bees are blasphemers.
The mantis who ate her lover's head now claiming single mother benefits at YOUR expense!
bugs do not know repetition. to the bug all things are one seamless integrated action. a brief lifetime without pain or repentance
Richard dawkins throws rocks at a hornets nest "oh come now" he says to the enraged swarm "stinging me simply proves how irrational you are"
Okay, what about this: Twitter, but weird.
Hansel and Gretel dropping tweets in the woods so they can find their way home. "Oh no!" Hansel cried, "Who unfollowed me!?"
the thing about bad tweets is you can tweet them without needing to first thing of a good tweet and in that sense they are more efficient
There's a store here called Baby Kingdom. A kingdom of babies. That seems a bit ambitious for babies.
How to be a spider in eight easy steps.
God damnit, some idiot hacked my Twitter and has been pretending to be a bug on here. Apologies everyone for the silliness.
I reemerge from the crysalis of IRL as a beautiful twitterfly.
hey dudes and ladies people of twitter o m DRUNK on Thursday and it great
"Oh you don't care about sexism? Well what if it was affecting a woman that you owned?" - a bunch of dudes apparently
Any cartographers care to explain why the NETHERlands are near the TOP of the map? Yeah, didn't think so. Cowards.
Do human children ordinarily arrange themselves into sovereign nations under the rule of a monarch? I have much yet to learn.
If this gets 1 RTs I will make myself some oats.
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