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Work It Harder Jobs It Better
Cash It Faster Makes Us Hoper
More Than Ever Ten Years After
Jobs Hope Cash Is Never Over
New Twitter joke format: speak sincerely from the heart without irony.
She's up all night to get jobs, I'm up all night to get cash, She's up all night to get hope, I'm up ten years to get lucky.
Humans, always stressed out about your meaningless goals. The bug lives day to day without anxiety. The bug is content simply to bee.
Tonight, in bug news, local ants bewildered by birth of royal baby. "What, only one?" asks incredulous worker drone An-1b-34.
Imagine a group of toilets playing poker and one gets a straight flush. Thank you for following me on Twitter.
Voted "Too Shy To Commit A Murder" three years running.
Did anyone ever tell you your dress was woven from hungry bees?
Here comes the new boss, same as the old boss. Except this one has an arcane sigil carven into his skull and speaks no earthly tongue.
I button up the tiny three piece suit I had made to fit my carapace, and close the clasps on my miniscule briefcase. CEO Bug is in business.
I'm dying of job.
[Computation is poetry - so many potential iterations resolving into a single outcome. That's true creativity.]
I'm thankful for the ever watchful Eye of Mordor boiling atop its tower of hate.
when I was little I learned about the Holocaust and I didn't understand how people could have let that happen