Thanks for all the support at the @dorksindungeons Street Fair yesterday! We still need your help. Click here:  http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1556289123/get-the-dorks-to-gencon …

I'd watch more Downton Abbey, but I get enough period drama from my girlfriend.

I made a small, one time donation to MaxFun, and all I got was this lousy, warm, fuzzy feeling in my loins. (cc: @youngamerican)

I love @mailbox. There, I said it.

Thanks, @spotlighttweets!

Happy birthday to the ultimate sister, @zozofowler!

Oh God. What happened? pic.twitter.com/EMvHKp9X4E

This is truly an historical moment captured and commemorated. pic.twitter.com/HxdYNLW1

@zozofowler Get me something good!

REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO REAL HUMAN BEING AND A REAL HERO REAL HUM

guys i just found out my friend got cancer and dies from drinking too much diet pepsi so can we just not joke aroung today ok?

By the way, saw this today: http://t.co/Eo89vPlu

In case you ignore my RTs, you guys should check out my friend @willcwillc's new music release, Adieu or Die. Click: willcmusic.com

Thanks to science, we now know exactly when Ice Cube's "Good Day" was. Finally! http://t.co/BlPJJ3Zr

Sarah Palin caused the Arizona shooting? This is like that time Doom made kids shoot up a school or when Led Zeppelin made people Satanists.

Phrases you should never say on a cell phone: "I'm in a theater"

Danson #lessambitiousbands

When I get a dog, the only trick I will teach it will be to "Kneel before Zod!"

The fence trilogy is complete  http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/exclusive-the-world-s-end-trailer/2t5faj5e …

Yappin' About... Grand Theft Auto V:  http://youtu.be/YRjDNYE66jk  via @youtube