@felizarine I was thinking about starting a movement. :D http://t.co/KPZnzH8M

Ever feel like the world is your oyster, yet you're allergic to shellfish?

Our New Matte Pink nail polish is now available! We've been waiting on some custom label art to release this one,... http://fb.me/OzhiUsiJ

The Froth is Strong with the @pinksith (sorry I took liberties with your likeness)  http://fb.me/1Eaks9hdf 

Looking for a good nail polish display rack? Jeanie's is perfect IMO.
 http://statigr.am/p/338504429726068586_2808578 …  http://fb.me/29F1rnskp 

6000 rim jobs on the line? I didn't know there was an app for that? http://t.co/rhhfkzLK

I feel kinda awful. I saw this lady dump a bunch of McD's garbage out onto the street at a stop light. The light... http://t.co/fQnLC1mf

Time to go flirt with the postal clerk. Yeah baby, I'm carrying a big sack today.

@pinksith Coming in number 2. Yup that's Santorum.:D

Close call this weekend. ManGlaze nearly ceased to exist. I only needed 5 more matching numbers and I would have won the Mega Millions.

Since the weather is warm and they are out and about... http://t.co/fXrh5ZFw http://t.co/THR4Mygb

@pinksith yes, among other things.

@kaki_go Bummer. @pinksith suggested a prehencile tail but I thought the toes would be easier to grow.

Every time I stop the microwave with :01 second left on the timer, I feel like agent Jack Bauer.

I accidentally found myself at a long standing #occupyapubliclibrary rally today and discovered a 1968 textbook... http://t.co/NWxuCHos

Our 38% Off deal lasts through the weekend so jump on the shit while you can. Our Facebook Store:... http://t.co/yNt4Ru8z

@hyundai Well we'd love to have a matte finish car to match our matte finish nail polish! http://t.co/0W5Kkn7J (thanks @pinksith)

I posted 41 photos on Facebook in the album "Dudes (and chicks) Wearing Our Stuff." http://t.co/d5n8b2vE

I Glitterally ran into the base player from My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult this morning! #nowplaying Sex on... http://t.co/4xGkV708

I think @wordswfriends should merge with CAPTCHA and just fuck everyone up.